Slop advisory level: Elevated (it has never not been elevated)

Satire. Not a real agency.

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Annex B

Sponsored programmes

The Bureau has no budget. It does, however, have programmes. If you are reading this, you either finished the drill or scrolled to the very bottom of a website. The Bureau notes both in your favour.

  1. SlopSlayer title screen: pixel-art code goblins swarming around the words Slay the slop. Before it slays your codebase.

    Programme № 1 · Training

    SlopSlayer

    The Bureau’s experimental training simulator. A free arena game for your browser: hold the line against Duplicate Goblins, Context Wraiths and the Hallucination Mimic, whose last words are usually “this API definitely exists”. Level up with Rubber Duck, Senior Review and Git Revert. What awaits at the end is highly classified and only a true slop slayer may reach.

    Runs in
    Browser
    Costs
    Nothing
    Reviewed for
    4 seconds
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  2. Programme № 2 · Countermeasure

    A real developer tool, for teams who would like to keep understanding their software while the machines do the typing. Status: in development. Everything else: see the black rectangle.

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